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HOLY CRAP I LOVE THIS FREAKIN MOVIE!!! iv loved it for ever i told all my friends and people in school to watch it and they love it!!! its the funniest shyt i love this movie and i love John Leguizamo can u say sexy? DAMMNN THE PESTE IS THE BEST!!! if u havent seen it then watch it now!!! rent it buy it do something mann!!! i always say stuff from the movie im such a cornball!

>>By BiLLaChik   (Thursday, 27 Mar 2003 00:16)



To Darkchiled76 I think it's POT! how old are you?
And what grade?

>>By The Snake   (Wednesday, 2 Apr 2003 02:27)



hacker454 has the right lyrics, i can attest cause i have every line in the movie memorized, funniest movie you will ever see, dont rent it... BUY IT. "Dag could you back off? You spit when you talk!! And i'm very suseptible to air-borne syphilisis and what not."

>>By Pest-meister   (Thursday, 17 Apr 2003 22:09)



Does anyone have the quote about when he is about the get hunted? He says he has stuttering dyxlexia, but i forgot what kind of curse it is..

>>By RonRon5477   (Wednesday, 23 Apr 2003 16:18)



I reciently watched the movie on tv and I am now lookin' for it to buy. It is the GREATEST movie I have ever seen. I dont know what kind of curse it was RonRon5477 but i think he also said narcoleptic or something.

>>By X-atm092   (Friday, 25 Apr 2003 05:01)



omg i love this movie more than anything, all my friends think im so wierd because ive rented it over 100 times! lol i know every word to it and i honeslty dont care how gay anyone thinks i am, its my favorite movie ever, and i dont think any other comedy could top it! the shower scene was the best idea EVER!

>>By NiNjA_gUrL   (Sunday, 27 Apr 2003 06:26)



I LUV THIS MOVIE! HIMMEL IS SO FINE! IT SHOULD HAVE WON 4 BEST PICTURE

>>By Kimmie   (Sunday, 27 Apr 2003 09:02)



hey is this the funiest movie ever or what, and a low budget film and it only took them 32 days to shoot it, amazing huh?

and john is a really great actor (did you knew he was born in colombia, but raised in the us?) he can morph a lot, so the fact of he being in romeo+juliet shouldn`t surprise, hes been in other movies you woldn´t expect the pest to be in. like "carlitos`s way" (for a complete filmography go to http://www.meninmovies.com/john_leguizamo.html)

-the title of the song when he`s showing off his car sound system is spank it and is performed by rom malco, it was written by john leguizamo and some other guys.

-the quote when the hunt is about to begin:
"i lied on the form, i`m not the perfect specimen i appear to be
i have the public school gypsy curse. stuttering dyslexia.
i b-bead r-rackwards. i g-get mords wixed up
i`m narcoleptic.....
... and you are?.... see? see?
i have tourette`s! yes tourettes`s!
yes, nice german. freak! weirdo! whooofff whoooffff" hahahaah really funny. a master piece of comedy, ill never get tired of watching this movie, and whenever i remember something from it, i laugh!

man most of the questions posted in this board are solved watching the DVD with subtitles in english (DUH!)

here are the real, corrected, full and complete lyrics for the start song (see the WHERE`S YOUR NESSIAH NOW part, really funny)

the name of the song is: the pest (vodoo mambo)

I like to party with my peeps, cruise and creeps
playin' three car money on these crazy streets.
Great hustler, I`m gonna scam in a minute
so low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
slick shyster, the pest meister
livin' life in Miami's vice
ma see, nobody messes with the frog see
WHERE`S YOUR MESSIAH NOW

naa, naa, naa, naa, naa,
naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa


nice lady, I'm hurting, I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
all right already
I'm ridiculiculus
like a booger I stick to this
take a whiff of this
i`m stinky dinky, haa, haa, haa
two stinky dinky, haa, haa, haa


Chorus:
voodoo mambo, chilli congo
old school beat meets Latin freak
and ya don't stop
that's the mean mambo
voodoo mambo, chillin' congo
when your old school beat meets Latin freak
and ya don't quit, and ya don't stop.
that's the mean mambo


Mirror mirror on the wall
who is the slickest of them all
it's the schemingest, keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest.
Jack might be nimble, but I'm a sex symbol
so slick I stole the wick from his candlestick.
I'm in the mood to scam, simply because I can


I'm a Latin Houdini
disappear in a flash with your cash and I'm back like a genie
ah, ah, ah Lucy I'm home
don't do that to me Lucy
freak to the east
freak to the west
freak big booties and big chest
yes, yes y'all it's like that
why certainly, naa, naa, naa.
Get stupid get retarded
cause pest will get the party started
which way did he go George, which way did he go?
Abbbbrrrrbbb...
funkalocious, groovealocious, hatrocious
squawk, what a maroon, squawk, what a weirdo
what a freak, squawk
what a suckerbutt, ah ha ha ha ha


I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em,
or shake 'em or break 'em
so scientific hate to be specific
e=mc squared, are you still there
multiply, divide it slide up inside it
blend it, mix it damn I'm terrific

>>By the pest meister   (Tuesday, 29 Apr 2003 13:42)



I cant find the lyrics to spank it anywhere...

>>By Dude   (Sunday, 8 Jun 2003 05:25)



If you want all the songs wait until all the credits at the very end and it has the song names

>>By johnnnnnnnnnnnn   (Monday, 9 Jun 2003 17:11)



Could someone give me the list of the songs and post them on here. The list of song are at the end of the credits.

>>By !39503   (Wednesday, 11 Jun 2003 00:26)



the pest is a idiot

>>By weasel   (Thursday, 12 Jun 2003 01:42)



dose anybody have the lyrics to spank it,the song when there at the club

>>By chubby   (Sunday, 15 Jun 2003 18:33)



The Pest is such a Fucking FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Who likes to suck on AA+Adrian at the same time.His song is retaried.He does not even know how to sing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The only girlfreind he has had was Kimberly Covington!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>By Weasel   (Wednesday, 18 Jun 2003 21:13)



I love this movie, its so awesome, i just recently downloaded the voodoo mambo song, its awesome lol, he's the most hillarious thing ive ever seen...and he plays in moulin rouge too as a dwarf, he's funny in that too, that movie is good too.

>>By xfatal tearzx   (Sunday, 22 Jun 2003 03:43)



hey freak,u are weird,stupid,and very retaried!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>By Unknown K   (Sunday, 22 Jun 2003 03:51)



i think i might have the lyrics to spank it ........ unknown k what the fuck are you tryin to spell?? if its retarded your doing a piss poor job..your not makin sense so yeah go to hell..
i love john in moulin rouge.. hes so sexy and such a cute lil actor

>>By johnismyloveslave   (Sunday, 22 Jun 2003 22:30)



The pest was so fuckin' funny. I could watch it a million times a day and still think it's fuuny. Whoever wrote it is a goddamn genous.unknown k and weasle, you'se guys are so fucking stupid. what the fuck is your is fucking problem. you'se guys have no taste. THE PEST was an awesome fucking movie. you'se two are obviously retarded, which by the way unknown k, you spelled so fucking wrong, maybe you should go back to first grade. at least the rest of us can fucking spell you fucking cocksmoker. the rest of you, you guys rock. THE PEST IS THE GREATEST FUCKING COMEDY EVER MADE.

>>By SLICK   (Friday, 27 Jun 2003 01:09)



i love this movie so much!!i practically laughed my ass off and this isnt the first time seein the movie really its in my top 10 and i wanna know does ne 1 have the lyrics to The Pest (VooDoo Mambo) or just the plain theme song????cuz i really want it. if you got them plez e-mail them to me at nativeluver22@yahoo.com thanx a bunch

>>By chandre   (Monday, 30 Jun 2003 20:58)



it is a really funny movie, but it is not that commonly known, very rarely when i ask someone if theyve seen it they say yes. but it is better than alot of really funny movies. so everyone show your freinds the pest they'll love it

>>By Rocky   (Monday, 7 Jul 2003 07:43)



the pest is really fucking awesome i think it's the best fucking movie that was ever made i think they should make another one and to all those who diss this movie fuck you

>>By loserkid   (Thursday, 10 Jul 2003 08:02)



I can't find the pest in any video store, but its on all the time on RTE3 but its a bad picture but i'm going to tape it anyway! everyone i know hasn't even heard of the Pest It SHOULD be a well known move, but because it was out the same time as Ace Ventura it got pushed aside and forgot about :( Anyway its my fave movie and i'd buy the movie! (if i could find it)

>>By bail   (Tuesday, 22 Jul 2003 22:33)



That movie iz hilariouz i stil laf my asz off....i proly seen it like at leaz 14 timez....itz funy wen hez takin a dump n hez like o my stomach feelz so funky n den he starts like tryn to push shit out n stuf lol haha

>>By AnFpLaYaPaPi4   (Wednesday, 23 Jul 2003 08:47)



i kant find that Spank it Song anywhere i kno who singz it but i kant find a song wit a bitrate of 192 kan anyone send it to me plz i realy like dat song itz fukn bad asz lol ight wel e-mail it to diz adrez or send me a link to wher i kan dld it frm AnFpLaYaPaPi4@aol.com

>>By AnFpLaYaPaPi4   (Wednesday, 23 Jul 2003 08:53)



Nevr mind i found it thx if anyone tried to hook me up ight Latz im out

>>By AnFpLaYaPaPi4   (Wednesday, 23 Jul 2003 09:02)



OMG!HIMMEL IS SOOO FINE! I WISH I COOD C MORE OF HIM YUM! I KANT BELIEVE I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE UNTIL NOW! IVE WATCHED IT LIKE 100 TIMES! JOHN IS AWESOME! BUT I DESPERATELY WANT A PICTURE OF HIMMEL, AND I KANT FIND 1 ANYWHERE:( IF U FIND ONE PLEASE PLEASE E-MAIL IT 2 ME!!! squirrel_19luv@canada.com

>>By ~***yummy HIMMEL!~***   (Saturday, 26 Jul 2003 00:52)



Well snake im 15 and grade 11 how about you?

>>By Darkchild76   (Saturday, 26 Jul 2003 03:13)



i absolutly luv the part when john iz in the shower! and the part where Himmel says about his dad "I can never please him!" i laffed my butt off!

>>By SHNOPP   (Sunday, 27 Jul 2003 04:38)



wow your the same age as my brother but i am only 13 and in grade 8.

P.S what school are you in.

>>By the snake   (Monday, 28 Jul 2003 20:00)



I am in Highschool Grade 11 like I said

>>By Darkchild76   (Wednesday, 30 Jul 2003 19:55)



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