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Bring out your dead !!!!!
Bring out your dead !!!!!

Well the thing is....
he's not quite dead.....

& My favourite scene.....................
(mind you the Knights Ni comes close !!)

Oh sorry ....

King of Swamp Castle: No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who... We are here to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death... But I don't want to think I've lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter! For, since the tragic death of her father...

<He's not quite dead yet sir !!>

Since the near fatal wounding of her father..... <nods>

<Oh - he's died !!>

Ahhhh & you CAN'T forget the Holy Hand Grenade scene either.....

Brother Maynard: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out thy Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

NI !!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>By Tchock (Monday, 21 Aug 2006 18:42)

Hilarious.... great... legendary...

>>By Knightsofni (Sunday, 1 Oct 2006 21:34)

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