Surf Ninjas


Surf Ninjas is hardcore as hardcore gets. Who could not love ninjas who run around with AK's and hold islanders hostage?The only thing I did not like about this film was the fact that there was not a big enough emphasis on Kikkoman barnd Soy Sauce. Kikkoman is Hardcore to the EXTREME!!!

>>By Super_Chan   (Saturday, 28 Jun 2003 08:40)

Surf Ninjas is actually a comedy starring Keno from TMNT 2: Secret of the damn Ooze. It's about a popcorn playa who motosurfs in Cali with his crew of mad pitbull enforcers, including a young Rob Schneider, stylin, profilin, growlin, and smilin, while in the sun. Ok, so Zatch, the patched-one ascends from Patusan and bestows upon the righteous funky ones a grand destiny of swashbuckling. Turns out our surfing protag's royalty and he's gotta free his real motherland from a mecha-Leslie Neilsen. I kid you not about this. It's classic, heartwarming, the best movie ever made. Kelly Hu's in it, there's some kung fu, a Game Gear, and explosions. You know you wanna see this! Don't even lie to me right now.

>>By Masta Batang Dollar Billz   (Thursday, 6 Nov 2008 22:10)

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