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Do you suppose pirates really wore eyeliner...?

In anycase:

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel attached to his lap and asks the pirate if he is aware of this. The pirate replies, "Arrgh, I know. It's driving me nuts!"

>>By CherryBombshell   (Tuesday, 14 Sep 2004 22:19)



hehehe. . .yay! i love pirate jokes. . .

have you seen the new 'sexy' pirate movie?

>>it's rated 'aargh'!

HAHAHA. . .i've got a bajillion more where that came from!

>>By drowninginflame   (Tuesday, 14 Sep 2004 22:36)



Do you know what type of socks pirates wear?

ARRRRgyles!

>>By CherryBombshell   (Tuesday, 14 Sep 2004 23:26)



where do pirates eat?

>>Aaaaarby's!

hehehe. . .pirate jokes rock!

>>By drowninginflame   (Tuesday, 14 Sep 2004 23:39)



Your jokes suck. Actually the film sucked as well. Everything sucks.

>>By Catri   (Friday, 24 Sep 2004 17:55)



hey now. . .do you hate pirates. . .what have pirates ever done to you?

i'm in agreement about how much this movie sucked. . .

but come on. . .there's no need to be a hatemonger. . .

actual pirates had nothing to do with the making of this movie. . .and their jokes are just hilarious. . .

>>By drowninginflame   (Friday, 24 Sep 2004 18:27)



The movied are good but i think that orlando is a sissy la la who only took the job because the fairy princes movie (which he had a leading role in... as the princess) any ways .... because the fairy princedd movie was filming at the same time he had his manicure. Oh well. Johnny depp was a great and he is hott. I dont see why the chick chooses Little orli. I would have chosen the Pirate (the real one thanx)

>>By Megano   (Saturday, 2 Oct 2004 08:57)



PIRAAATTTES!!!!!!! love pirates! ive formed my own little crew...i know, sad...but true! im the captain, i have a 1st mate, cabin boy and 2 wenches! my dog, little does she know...is my version of the parrot! :oP
there is actually a test on the net you can take, which tells you which member of a pirate crew you are. and there is a holiday camp here i go to, if your van is odd your a smuggler, if its even your a pirate. on the last night of each week there they have fancy dress and the club is just crawling with pirates and smugglers. its great fun. we evn do our table up as a little ship, and have our pirate flag hanging out the window of our van all week.
bare in mind this is pretty much the only week a year we go pirate mad (the week we stay there) so im not obsessive! lol
the film rocked...depp and bloom....very sexy! depp more so, coz the eyeliner is just too sexy for words! :oP

>>By molkos_lover   (Saturday, 19 Feb 2005 14:06)



i love this film johnny depp is hilarious! orlando bloom is soooooooo sexy in this film and keira nightly is very good! this was one of the best films i have ever seen!

>>By sex dog123   (Friday, 4 Mar 2005 18:36)



hee hee well said! :oP

>>By molkos_lover   (Saturday, 5 Mar 2005 16:09)



loved the part when depps ship is sinking and he walks onto the dock...the timing is perfect

>>By coca   (Wednesday, 9 Mar 2005 20:52)



oh it is! i love it when he is locked up on the pearl, during the little battle, and he shouts "stop blowing holes in my ship"
damn funny!
and... "you cheated!" was follwed by...
"PIRATE!"
lololol

>>By molkos_lover   (Thursday, 10 Mar 2005 22:23)



wooooah! there are a hell of a lot of messages here! myes myes ok i did only read about three of them but it didnt take long for me to work out that there a lot of people who loooove this movie! before i begin, i would just like to say hi to g.c.r. cause im down here in New Zealand too and its freaking cold down here if i might add. well i would just like to say that Johnny is the best freaking actor in the whole world. i mean it! who else could be a drunken pirate, while also being a freaky(might i say?) scissor hand person as well as a scary chocolate factory man(charlie and the chocolate factory)? no one but Johnny Depp of course! not to mention good old Orlando though. he did well in Lord of the Rings (being a true kiwi, had to mention that) well i actually am posessed and obsessed with this movie and have watched i would say abround ten times and have been watching it about once every one or two months since i got the dvd! does anyone else feel this way? Pirates is awesome and thats what i would like to conclude this little number to.

>>By pigme   (Saturday, 6 Aug 2005 11:26)



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